You Know Those Customers You Want to Kill? Yesterday I Was One…

The day started badly. I knew that I had to have breakfast with the girls from work, and although I admired their efforts towards socialising in the workplace, I hate my morning routine being thrown out. I didn’t want to have to wait until 10am to have my breakfast, so rather than get what I […]

Why I Don’t Mind the C Word, But Don’t You Dare Call Me “Bitch”

I have always had a problem with the word “Bitch”. I don’t like it, and if you feel the same, well hold onto your cotton knickers because it’s going to appear quite a lot in this blog post. The term is so common now; there is even a wiki entry on its origin. Just so […]

Your Secret Messages: What Your Body Language Reveals About You

Body Language How people communicate with their bodies is an immensely complicated and detailed area. It’s always down to personal interpretation, but some motions and movements are common to us all. There have been studies such as the classic book Guide to Body Language by D Hartland & C Tosh that have indicated that the […]

Sex, Porn and My American Apparel Backpack

I bought this great bag from American Apparel the other day. It seemed like a frivolous purchase, particularly given my age. After all, I am no longer a teenager, so why do I need a clear, black, plastic schoolbag? Why not, indeed?! My American Apparel Black Clear Plastic Backpack It’s come in very handy, actually! […]

How to Create a SWOT Analysis for a Relationship

How to Create a SWOT Analysis for a Relationship

How to Create a SWOT Analysis to help to Determine a Suitable Relationship A SWOT analysis is a structured planning method used to evaluate the Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats involved in a project or business venture, but they can be really useful as an exercise when you are trying to determine a suitable relationship. […]

Did You Know that there are People Addicted to Lip Balm? Really!

Imagine if you were addicted to putting on lip balm? For many people, being addicted to having shiny, slippery lips is a real problem that can affect their whole lives. Many of us have heard of Alcoholics Anonymous, and many people are also aware of the various spin-offs such as Gamblers Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. […]

My big boobs: Why they’re not as great as you think

My big boobs: Why they’re not as great as you think

My big boobs might look great, but there are things about them that mean they can be difficult to deal with. I just went and spent a whole bunch of money on something I really needed: new knickers and bras. I have double D boobs – that’s code for “big”. My body is a medium […]

What Your Bad Fashion Trend Says About You

Clothes: every year we have new trends that come out. I have to admit that I have been a victim to a few of the below trends of the last few seasons, some successfully, some not so successfully. But what does your fashion trend really say about you? Here are the top 10 sins of […]

The Man Cave: My Partner Won’t Come Out! What do I do? | Man in cave image

The Man Cave: My Partner Won’t Come Out! What do I do?

My partner has been giving me a very hard time lately – a very hard time. He has been sleeping on the couch for the last two weeks and two days, not that I am counting. I really can’t stand when we fight like this – I really just want the fight to be over, […]

Hookers, Strippers and Prostitutes: A Good Career Move?

A friend of mine recently looked into the possibly of becoming a paid escort. A prostitute. The thing I found funny about this was the fact that she really didn’t need the money, but she was insulted by the pittance she was told she’d receive anyway. Most of her research revealed that after the agency […]

A Depressing Short Story about a Selfish Woman and an Uncaring Man

Depressing Short Story – from my own personal collection Sally was drunk again. She had to hide the bottle from her husband, who was asleep in the next room. It hadn’t always been like this. Not very long ago she had been a normal person. But now all she felt were feelings of remorse and […]

Annoying Cafe Staff | Hipster Cafes, I Have Had Enough!

I’ve had just about enough of snooty cafes. “Excuse me…? Um…excuse me? Yes, you with the tattooed neck and the too-cool-for-school attitude, I’m talking to you. Can I possibly get some water here to table 4? Please…?” We’ve all been there. There’s one coffee shop down the road from me that I’ve only walked into […]

A Poem About a Man I have Forgotten

“Horrible Angel” Horrible angel who waits between my sheets Winged creature with dirty feet Neither nervously pensive nor discreet Every night he disturbs my sleep   Murderous saviour he poisons my cup The sweetness revolts me, slow and abrupt I hate him and love him, I want him to see That happily trapped, I still wanna […]

The Awful Truth About A Woman’s Obsession

You just cannot enter into an obsession lightheartedly. Obsession begins as an interest and escalates into an all-consuming heat that encases all the flesh in hot, winding flashes of uncontrollable desire. At least, that is what obsession meant to Carmen. Life was debased to simply delving between her obsessions, and there was no going back […]