Did You Know that there are People Addicted to Lip Balm? Really!
Imagine if you were addicted to putting on lip balm? For many people, being addicted to having shiny, slippery lips is a real problem that can affect their whole lives. Many of us have heard of Alcoholics Anonymous, and many people are also aware of the various spin-offs such as Gamblers Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. […]
My big boobs: Why they’re not as great as you think
My big boobs might look great, but there are things about them that mean they can be difficult to deal with. I just went and spent a whole bunch of money on something I really needed: new knickers and bras. I have double D boobs – that’s code for “big”. My body is a medium […]
The Horrors of Communal Bathrooms and Why Men are Dirtier than Women at Work
Look at yourself. Now look at your keyboard. Really look in there. Can you see a bunch of crumbs and lint stuck in your keyboard? What about the stuff you cannot see? Offices dirtier than restaurants – but no one is doing anything about it! Restaurants with surfaces that contain more than 700 bacteria per […]
You’re Unattractive, Bad at Sports and Lazy. What Labels are You Tagging Yourself With?
I was describing the process of blogging and social media to my mother and she said to me, “Well, I’m glad you have worked all that out because you used to be terrible with computers.” It got me thinking. How many tags I attach to myself based on incorrect labels that others have given me. […]
Hookers, Strippers and Prostitutes: A Good Career Move?
A friend of mine recently looked into the possibly of becoming a paid escort. A prostitute. The thing I found funny about this was the fact that she really didn’t need the money, but she was insulted by the pittance she was told she’d receive anyway. Most of her research revealed that after the agency […]
How to Map Out the Best Year of Your Life in 7 Steps
Welcome to 2013! A New Year is a great opportunity to revisit your goals: you’ve got 12 months to make this the best year of your life. But where do you start? How can you make sure that you will look back on 2013 with satisfaction? 1. Work Out Who You Want to Be in […]
Annoying Cafe Staff | Hipster Cafes, I Have Had Enough!
I’ve had just about enough of snooty cafes. “Excuse me…? Um…excuse me? Yes, you with the tattooed neck and the too-cool-for-school attitude, I’m talking to you. Can I possibly get some water here to table 4? Please…?” We’ve all been there. There’s one coffee shop down the road from me that I’ve only walked into […]
What Does a Stripper Wear? A Very Short Story.
This morning I decided to go to the gym. There was this woman yelling at the top of her lungs. I think she was a stripper. How do I know? Tight abs. Terrible clothes. Like a lost hippy from 1998 who had forgotten that she’d gotten old. She was probably only late thirties, but she […]
Get Over a Personal Roadblock: Where to Find Your Life Purpose.
So – You’ve Reached a Road-Block. Maybe you’ve lost or quit your job, perhaps your relationship has gone belly-up, or your life has changed now that you’ve got a couple of kids and a mortgage. What if you just feel that something is missing – really missing? How do you find your life’s purpose? What’s […]
My 100 Word Very Short Story
He proposed, then he took it back. I didn’t care about the church, cake, flowers, or if I would or wouldn’t wear a big dress; wasn’t important to me. I loved his strong, manly arms. Masculine energy that he was not ashamed of; in this day and age that’s a rarity. I wish he could […]