Alyce Vayle

The healthy foods that are making you FAT

What’s wrong with this image? A healthy burger, right? It’s got loads of nutrients in it: healthy grains, vegetables, non-meat-based protein and lots of fibre. But there is one major problem with this ‘healthy’ burger. It has too many calories and it could make you overweight.

Don’t argue with me. Yes it could. I could name about 100 things right now that have less than 495 calories that you would enjoy eating more than this ‘healthy’ burger. For example, a small cheeseburger meal from McDonalds. Or how about two slices of thin crust supreme from Pizza Hut? Or how about a foot long turkey sub from Subway?

Just because you made something yourself, does not make it healthy. Just because you used quinoa and chia seeds, does not make it healthy. Just because it’s meat-free, doesn’t make it healthy. Get real, people! This burger will make you fat.

How many calories should you eat per meal?

I like to eat about 400 calories per meal. This allows me to have a snack or two every day, and a glass of wine if I want one (or two). At nearly 500 calories, this burger is over my limit. Actually, it’s not, but I wouldn’t “spend” my calories on something like this anymore. I would rather eat fast food.

Yes, fast food has lots of salt and fat – but if you look at the stats – so does this “healthy” burger. I was recently shocked to find that the wraps at Oportos have more calories than the burgers when most people would assume them to contain less. Burgen “Weight Management” bread has more calories than its other loaves. Madness. Sheer madness. It has 846 kilojoules (which is 202 calories) compared to 800 kilojoules (191 calories) for their “Wholegrain and Oats” bread. That’s really not very responsible. And goes against general good-sense.

Fast food outlets displaying calorie information

Yesterday I nearly had a meltdown in Oprotos when they had changed the menu display. “Where is the Single Classic Burger!?” I demanded to know. It was still available but no longer was its calorie information displayed. Plus, for most of the counter displays they had the energy count for the meal (which included chips/fries and soft drink) not the individual burger. I became so frustrated that I demanded the nutritional information and I was given a scungy-looking pamphlet from behind the counter.

You may think that I am crazy and demanding, and you’d be right. But if more people demanded correct calorie information then perhaps the world wouldn’t be in an obesity crisis. It would be the same as cigarette companies or alcohol companies not being transparent about what is in their products. We need good information on what we are putting into our bodies.

Should children eat fast food?

So, I guess you could say that this is one of the reasons we shouldn’t eat fast food. The Boyf recently questioned me on this. He is upset at my constant junk-food eating. I am not sure why. I think he would like me to be healthier and is probably afraid that I will drop dead. I should mention at this point that I have a healthy BMI and I have written a lot about crazy diets and people losing weight by eating junk food.

The clincher was when he asked if I thought junk food is appropriate for children and to that I say, “Absolutely not.” Children have developing palates and should be exposed to as many different kinds of foods as possible. I don’t think of myself as a fussy eater but as a kid I was always wary of meat with bones, things like drumsticks and ribs. Blergh. I also had the natural aversion to healthy food and preferred to eat pasta, fried stuff and fat – when I could get my hands on it.

The single most important element of weight loss, in my humble opinion

These days you will find lots of people telling you to eat healthy food. What you don’t see enough of is people talking about portion control. Once I heard a statement that really seemed to cut through the dieting and weight loss chatter that I had been hearing my whole life. The statement was:

If you are trying to lose weight, stop eating so much.

Please note, the statement isn’t:

We have all become frustrated with all the messages to do with weight loss. Of course, part of the problem is that we are all different and our bodies react differently to each other. Then as we age, our bodies react differently to how they did years ago. Managing weight is a constant lifetime goal. Over the course of my life I have usually been winning, often times falling short, sometimes failing….but that’s the price to pay for being human and imperfectly perfect.