
Ode To A Dumbass
Correlating in a cruel and clueless way
I wondered out aloud
Who is this person I’m with today
This brute, this dick, this clown?
You think you’re smart, you think you’re wise
I find you so obtuse
You’re beautiful but dumb as nuts
You have very little use
I wish that I hated you even more
To finally get away
You’ve darkened every step and door
And you continue to simply stay
I hear your yabbering all the time
It never really stops
Blah blah politics…Blah blah God
Your logic all in knots
When I get home you’ll still be there
Sitting on my couch
You’ll pour a drink and then just stare
For your routine, I can vouch
Your dumbass smile and sea flecked eyes
Looking mournfully at me how
Your hand is gripped and really tries
To hold me here and now
And there’s one thing I always forget
When I think upon this line
Through the pain and through regret
I think of you all the time
Because you see, I do love you
In each and every way
You friggin idiot, you stupid beast
You know I’m here to stay.